I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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