I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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