I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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