I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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