So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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