Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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