She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
even my farts smell like vagina
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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