he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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