No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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