ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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