remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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