Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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