And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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