At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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