I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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