Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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