I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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