I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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