lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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