are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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