Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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