high people should be assigned attendants
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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