try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Houston, we have a blender
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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