He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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