I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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