:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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