Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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