when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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