This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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