I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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