Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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