I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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