they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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