he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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