I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
