hotel room ftw
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm getting married
To pizza
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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