She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
tell your sister to shave her snatch
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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