the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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