Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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