I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I know her cup size but not her name....
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