The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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