god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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