...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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