id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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