Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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