I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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