All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
