i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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