i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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