carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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