This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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