my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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