i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Vodka?
Forever.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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